Drunk Japanese Guy Narrates Mario Land

This isn't so bad. Not until they start the training.

This is the highest man-made thing in the world. To get any better a view you'd have to climb a mountain or get on an airplane.

This game has only been out one day, and someone's already ridiculous at it. We need an Olympics for this kind of stuff.

This may be more impressive than pulling it off in actual combat.

It almost seems worth having a kid just to torture it. The only problem is that they grow up. Then they hate you.

"Jill, here is a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you." - Resident Evil

I'm not going to say anything here because I don't want to accidentally give away anything away.

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